Don't try too hard to understand the Llama, just accept it. There are things in this world that cannot be boiled down to a simple definition or explanation. The Brotherhood of the Llama attempts to defy categorization and just be. Sit back, open your mind and accept the absurdity that is Llama. To the Llama, all is fair game. Do not fear the Llama. Obey the Llama.

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Llamafester of the millennium, Chris Sheetz, suffered a critical injury and was told he may never walk again.
Help Llama Chris walk again.

 

Remembering 9-11
 
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The Llama has been active throughout history. Each photo will have a picture of Llama, himself, and the Llama symbol somewhere in the graphic.


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Save Our Planet
 
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Sometimes the Llama gets worked up about something and has to make a graphical point. It is fun and relaxing and keeps us from biting our hooves in frustration.


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Llama Paper
 
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Brighten up your desktop with Llama wallpaper. There are only so many landscapes you can use until nature becomes boring.


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Recent Llamas

Googlism for: llama

Posted by Llama



Founding Llama Weekend

Even Founding Llamas need a break.

Posted by Llama



A Llama Poem - Rated PG-13 (adult situations)

Posted by Llama



Obamalympics 2016

Obama wishes to bring athletes to dangerous Chicago

Posted by Dollar Llama



50 Llamas Day

Every day should be 50 Llamas Day!

Posted by Llama



Talk Like A Pirate Day - Sept 19

You best be talking like a pirate all day today! Even llamas speak pirate!

Posted by Llama



The Llama world has been shaken by the hooves…..

Or Should it be the “The Llama UNDERworld has been shaken by the hooves…..”

Posted by Dollar Llama



Llamas Remember 9-11

Join the Llama Brotherhood and spread the love

Posted by Dollar Llama



Llamagories



Peace, Progress and Prosperity
 
 
 
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Rules of Llama Club

1st Rule: You always talk about the Llama.

2nd Rule: You ALWAYS talk about the Llama.

3rd Rule: If somebody says Llama, you return with a LLAMA.

4th Rule: There is no limit to the amount of times you say Llama.

5th Rule: Llamaing will continue until a non-Llama is confused.

6th Rule: If a non-Llama is in the conversation, they HAVE to say Llama.

Quoth the Llama

May the llama be with you

Darth Llama

One llama to rule them all
One llama to find them
One llama to bring them all
And in the pasture bind them

Llama of the Rings

There once was a gaucho named Bruno
Who said, “About sex, this I do know:
Women are fine,
Sheep are divine,
But llamas are numero uno.”

Llimerick Llama

True llamas never die.

Baseball Llama Mamma

I fought the llama and the llama won.

Bobby Llama

Llamafest News

A pig. A goat. Fish. Live off the land, hunt squirrels, forage for berries and build a HUGE fire. 

The four founding Llamas are going Cro Magnallama and escaping for the weekend. Packing list includes fishing poles, playing cards, Red Rider BB Gun, lots of beer, chips, alcohol, potatoes, boose, and a whole pig. We are not sure exactly what to do with the whole pig but everybody says the eyes are the best part. We will find a nice piece of land, tear up the grass, dig a pit, start a fire and see what happens. If we can’t get a pig, we are talking goat…people eat goat everywhere so there has got to be a recipe for it somewhere. Failing that we will get some burgers.

We will discuss options for Llama World Domination and see if we can be constructive with the other things on our agenda. Chances are high that some of the supplies will heighten our decision making skills and enhance our memories.

Llama

 

Don't forget to visit our Brother Llamas over at Llamafest, for all your Llamafest needs.

 

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